In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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