I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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