how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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