My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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