If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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