im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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