Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
