ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
