I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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