There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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