Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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