Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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