I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize