Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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