nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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