thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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