We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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