What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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