how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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