Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
