we're blogging at a bar
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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