yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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