Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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