is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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