Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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