Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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