do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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