The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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