yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
