Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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