Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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