I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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