He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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