I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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