This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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