drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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