You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
