talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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