No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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