Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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