he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
My cat gives me a boner
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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