love makes seman taste better
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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