I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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