If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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