im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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