it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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