In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
