That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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