I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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