We're like a lot better than the average bears
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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