He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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