fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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