...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I understand Curling. That high.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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